We got you covered.

Two cycle style essentials that will literally save (cover) your butt: The Allthatiwant Skirt-Garter and the new addition to our shop…tadaaaaa…. The Ass Saver.

Why we think the Ass Saver is genius? We’re girls and yes, we sometimes rather have a pretty looking bike than thinking about functionality. A good friend once asked us to go bike shopping with her and we gave her a very professional advice: “as long as it has your favorit color and you can wear a dress on it, you’re all set.”

Another example: We think bikes just look more sleek and elegant without rear fender. But this is a statement you’ll immediately take back arriving at work with the back view of your favorite coat looking like a Jackson Pollock painting.

You can easily adjust the fender on your saddle and after your ride simply fold up the Ass Saver and let it disappear underneath the saddle or in your pocket. The flexible hard plastic is water-reppellent and offers almost no adhesion for dirt particles and rainwater, and if you bike to work through heavy dirt such as swamps or forest;) just use a tissue to wipe off the dirt.

Great! With two awesome gadgets you’re all set for any kind of weather and temperature. Cycling in high temperature or windy weather with a short dress or skirt: You’re butt’s covered simply by clicking the skirt-garter to your dress to hold it down and protecting you from a (ok… kind of flattering) whistling concert behind you. And in rainy and wet weather conditions, you’ll save your butt from ugly sprinkles by clicking the Ass Saver to your bicycle (See video for instructions).

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Images by Allthatiwant and Ass Savers

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